Quotes of: Chair Keyword

I can’t can’t, but since I can’t, I clearly can.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

Help yourself to a bottle of wine. They’re all empty.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

The world isn't built with a ramp.

Travels in a Blue Chair: Alaska to Zambia Ushuaia to Uluru

I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

Why is it called a flight of stairs? It should be called a walk of stairs.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

If Romney were a chair, he'd be a squishy, expensively upholstered easy chair that bore the imprint of whoever last sat on it.

Timothy Noah

Old Woman: [watching Shrek fight] The chair! Give him the chair!

Shrek

When the master of the house tells a lie, then offer him a chair.

Burundi

Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

I want to be a dad. Sorry, I’m dyslexic. I meant to write dad.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

My voice is raspy like raspberries. Can you taste what I’m saying?

So many chairs, and no time to sit

It feels like my job is to support people. I support great artists. When I worked with a symphony, I sat in the third chair, not the first chair.

Nile Rodgers

Comfort rules. You want to be able to sit in a good chair comfortably for a few hours and be able to talk and enjoy a glass of wine. There's nothing worse than sitting in an uncomfortable chair.

Amanda Pays

I've been the co-chair of the Non-Partisan Women's Caucus and vice-chair for several years, taking a leadership role in this women's organization.

Gwen Moore

Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir. The Doctor: Ah, there you are, Angel Bob. How's life? Sorry, bad subject. Angel Bob: The Angels are wondering what you hope to achieve. The Doctor: Achieve? We're not achieving anythin...

Steven Moffat

The Chair I’m writing to you, who made the archaic wooden chair look like a throne while you sat on it. Amidst your absence, I choose to sit on the floor, which is dusty as a dry Kansas day. I am stoic as a statue of Buddha, not wanting to bother t...

A Letter to Andre Breton, Originally Composed on a Leaf of Lettuce With an Ink-dipped Carrot

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

Seriously... I'm Kidding

I put the “yes” in eyes. Except when I blink. Blinking is definitely a no action.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

I’d never name my kid Mark, for fear he’d be a target—a mark.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.

So many chairs, and no time to sit