I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
Homeschooling and public schooling are as opposite as two sides of a coin. In a homeschooling environment, the teacher need not be certified, but the child MUST learn. In a public school environment, the teacher MUST be certified, but the child need ...
I'm an NRA-certified Expert Rifleman.
If I change my name again y'all can have me certified as crazy. Alright?
There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them.
My psychiatrist said I had charisma so at least I'm certified
I am a certified yoga teacher and I love to cycle and swim.
Brody: You're certifiable, Quint! You know that? Quint: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Charter schools have a far higher proportion of teachers who are not certified.
Voting is proof that gullibility has been certified as a public virtue.
Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!
The Republicans were not always insane. They might've had politics I didn't agree with, but they weren't always actually certifiable.
Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.
Not only may you not enter the state without certification: you are, in the eyes of the state, not dead until you are certified dead; and you can be certified dead only by an officer who himself (herself) holds state certification. The state pursues ...
Blaming others doesn't certify your goodness.
For a while after college, I was thinking of becoming a fitness trainer, and I am a certified aqua trainer.
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.
I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.
I made that decision back in 1985. I was out here getting certified in SCUBA with Garcia in Kona and I thought to myself, this is a place to wake up in in the morning.
I took a whole stunt course and pretty much got certified as a stunt driver. It's ridiculous how easy it is once you understand the car and know how to do it.
He was nuts. He'd scammed the quarterly mental health exam and was certifiably insane. Not that that's ever stopped me from sleeping with anyone.