My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me after nine.
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99 Cents For Some NonsenseThe only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least two words.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!
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99 Cents For Some NonsenseA flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conservation.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseThe best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseWhen I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI ran across an old friend of mine yesterday, and I didn’t even attempt to hit the brakes.
99 Cents For Some Nonsense50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.
99 Cents For Some Nonsense