Quotes of: Cents Keyword

Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I made love in a HAZMAT suit. I think I contaminated the relationship.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I won’t be lulled by the lullaby, when what waits after is eternal sleep.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Our share of the vote overall rose by less than 1 per cent - yes, that's right: less than 1 per cent.

Francis Maude

So-called defense now absorbs sixty per cent of the national budget, and about twelve per cent of the Gross National Product.

George Wald

Book Lady: Okay, young man. That'll be twenty five cents. Lesra: 25 cent? Must not be much of a book.

The Hurricane

Gillespie: How much they pay you to do their police work? Tibbs: A hundred and sixty-two dollars, and thirty-nine cents per week. Gillespie: A hundred and sixty-two dollars and thirty-nine cents a week? Well boy! Sam, you take him outside but treat h...

In the Heat of the Night

Charlie: That's amazing. He should work for NASA or something like that. Doctor: Ray, if you had a dollar and you spent fifty cents, how much would you have left over? Raymond: About seventy. Doctor: Seventy cents? Raymond: Seventy cents. Charlie: So...

Rain Man

There are days when I don’t know how I live with myself. Those days are Sundays through Saturdays.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Freedom tastes like strawberries, vanilla, and blueberries. And it smells like my armpits. Huff it up, America.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The wind held the door open for me, and I appreciated it. Who knew the breeze was such a southern gentleman?

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in the cloud, and not a heavy dictionary.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will keep Kleenex in business.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?

99 Cents For Some Nonsense