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Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The days float on like a feather in the wind, but at the end of the week, I’m still a chicken. Taste my truth.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how sexy she feels.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The world's richest half billion people - that's about seven per cent of the global population - are responsible for fifty per cent of the world's emissions.

Tom Hodgkinson

For me it was just more important to get the cancer out. With the double mastectomy I now have less than one per cent chance of getting it back, otherwise it was 20, 30 or 40 per cent chance and for me it wasn't worth it.

Giuliana Rancic

I don't think even one per cent of the people in this world explore more than 10 per cent of all that this world has to offer. That's a shame!

Gautam Singhania

I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.

Jerry Garcia

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.

Richard Krajicek

A study led by the Harvard researcher Nicholas Christakis asked the doctors of almost five hundred terminally ill patients to estimate how long they thought their patient would survive, and then followed the patients. Sixty-three per cent of doctors ...

Being Mortal: Medicine and What Matters in the End

Age, they say, is only important if you're cheese. or a wine. They also say, if you are stuck behind one on a golf course, that a tree is 90 per cent air. How come, then, that you invariably send your ball crashing into the remaining 10 per cent?

Terry Wogan

Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dearth of hangers to hang clothes on.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I’m angry as hell. I’m angry for all the people who should be angry but aren’t, either because they’re too stupid or too timid.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I can’t talk you out of what your heart is set on. I just hope you set it on the shelf, next to my book.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ralph Isaac Papov?

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

My father says I have a knack for business. And he should know, because he’s been bankrupt several times.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road you’ll find me, in a kiosk, selling ankle chains and handcuffs.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

You’ll know the economy is dead when industry stops and escalators turn into stairs. That’ll be the day slinkies take over the world.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as surely as a rich man.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every one that died for me.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense