My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseMore than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseThe only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eating with a priest.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (my wife).
99 Cents For Some NonsenseWhen I’m tired, I say, “I’m calling it a night.” Well, what else am I going to call it? Nathan?
99 Cents For Some NonsenseOrafoura told me my writing is all nonsense. “Nonsense,” I replied. “Glad you agree, “ he said.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.
99 Cents For Some NonsensePoliticians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)
99 Cents For Some NonsenseAfter a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.
99 Cents For Some Nonsense