See men run. Semen swim.
The past—I’m looking forward to it.
Working with 50 Cent was great, you know what Im saying? It was just great to work with 50 Cent.
Norm Gunderson: They announced it. Marge Gunderson: They announced it? Norm Gunderson: Yeah. Marge Gunderson: So? Norm Gunderson: Three-cent stamp. Marge Gunderson: Your mallard? Norm Gunderson: Yeah. Marge Gunderson: Oh, that's terrific. Norm Gunder...
In a relationship, I’m committed to giving her 100% of 50%.
A figure 8 doesn’t figure into my plans to live to infinity.
I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.
It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.
If "How are you?" cost a cent, few would hear it.
The real capital of a man is a mirror worth two cents.
Rhode Island knows, but is Del aware?
I love the newspaper. I love reading fiction.
If you can predict the future, you can change the past.
What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now.
My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.
Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top.
I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.
When I'm in the movie, I'm entirely in the movie. When I'm on the set, I'm 200 per cent there; when I'm at home, I'm 200 per cent at home.
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
The time to act is now! Somebody go get the Director.
There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.
