I want the US government to dispense with all the “red tape,” and start using Caution tape.
I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.