The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
There was once an abbot who had spent thirty-nine years alone in the temple with cats as his only companions. As someone who believed that faith and willpower could conquer any difficulty, the abbot began training newborn kittens, trying to turn the ...
Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones — In fact, he's remarkably fat. He doesn't haunt pubs — he has eight or nine clubs, For he's the St. James's Street Cat! He's the Cat we all greet as he walks down the street In his coat of fastidious black: ...
When the cat is gone, the mice come out to stretch.
If the cat had wings all sparrows would die.
When the cat and the mouse agree the farmer doesn't stand a chance.
You've got to stare the cat down out of the tree.
When the cat's stomach is full, the rat's back is bitter.
The day will come when cats have horns and Dutchmen will be circumcised.
A cat loves fish, but won't risk its claws.
A cat knows how to be comfortable, how to get the people around it to serve it. In a tranquil domestic situation, the cat is a veritable manipulative genius. It seeks the soft, it seeks the warm, it prefers the quiet and it loves to be full. It displ...
Very nice lady served us drinks in hotel and was followed in by a cat. We all crooned at it. Alan [Rickman] to cat ( ): 'Fuck off.' The nice lady didn't turn a hair. The cat looked slightly embarrassed but stayed.
When you have cat stealers over for tea, you clean the house, buy bagels and cream cheese, and try to figure out how to trap your guests in a lie.
Simon Gruber: As I was going to St. Ives, / I met a man with seven wives. / Every wife had seven sacks, / Every sack had seven cats, / Every cat had seven kittens. / Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, / How many were going to St. Ives?
I forgot to get you a present . . . On purpose.
If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.
Roberto: Not enough room to swing a cat... Cat. The animal.
