Quotes of: Cats Keyword

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

Married By Morning

Indeed, there is nothing on this earth more peaceful than a sleeping, purring cat.

Mighty Little Man: My Story, His Story, Our Story

My dreams are shaped like a cat, only furrier. And my love resembles a dolphin, only fishier.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

My love is a six-toed mutant, like a Hemingway cat. Pet it wisely.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Underneath, he was a good cat. Loyal and loving. But no one ever bothered to look past his rough exterior, because in reality, looks meant more than everyone wanted to admit.

#Nerd

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat." "You look fine. The wet look works for you." I scowled. "Now I know you're lying.

Obsidian

I don't want you to be young and beautiful. I only want one thing. I want you to be kind-hearted - and not just towards cats and dogs.

Life and Fate

You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.

Last Words: The Final Journals

The only thing cats love more than food is sleep. We have that in common.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

He looked groggy, and he told me he didn’t get any sleep, so I handed him a cat, because that’s like extra sleep right there.

Sleepwalking is restercise

You were torturing a cat," she says. "With a freaking prod." "A prod I built myself in metal shop," he says. "But of course you never mention that.

Pastoralia

That creature's staying?' It figured. Her daughter-in-law transforming into an animal? No problem. Having to take care of a cat? Crisis. (Sydney Sage-Ivashkov)

The Ruby Circle

My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it warm, and then as soon as I spot him I go to him and cuddle.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Your dead cat would look great on my t-shirt—along with tire tracks on my chest. What better time is there to love than now?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Love is like a blanket: it will keep you warm, but it might also suffocate you. Also, it's probably covered with cat hair—love, I mean.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If I painted a dog statue to look like a cat, the people would pet it. But why paint that when I could paint politicians as honest, for-the-people people?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I sometimes rub a bag of potato chips, but honestly, it’s no substitute for petting a cat. I’m the sort if pet owner that doesn’t approve of high fructose corn syrup.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it up with cat litter.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!

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