I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.
I think my cat is adorable, and I probably give it too much fresh chicken. Maybe if I had a child, I'd be giving the chicken to the child.
In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy.
I always looked up to my grandfather. He wore Italian zip-up CAT boots, and he had a moustache which he waxed into a twirl - now that is worth looking up to.
And to think I could be at home cleaning the cat box," Esther Charlemagne said. "Watching for a Peeping Tom is so much better." ~ Chapter 2 The Night Shadow by Cheri Vause
if your job wasn’t performed by a cat or a boa constrictor in a Richard Scarry book I’m not sure I believe it’s necessary
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
"How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. I break thee if thou art at any height My paw can reach, when, smarting from some slight, I sulk, or have one of my crazy days. I break thee with an accidental graze Or twitch of tail, if I should take a f...
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.
The brainless serenity of charwomen and janitors working late at night came over us. In a messy world we were at least making our little corner clean.
What is the secret of life?’ I asked. ‘I forget,’ said Sandra. ‘Protein,’ the bartender declared. ‘They found something out about protein.‘ ‘Yeah,’ said Sandra, ‘that’s it.
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
I am a believer in sensible choices, so different from many of my own. Also in sensible names for children.
Hatred would have been easier. With hatred, I would have known what to do. Hatred is clear, metallic, one-handed, unwavering; unlike love.
When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there.
No," said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.
I know! WHY! – Am I so catty? – Cause I’m consumed with envy an’ eaten up with longing? –
Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.
Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat
The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones
Care to see your room?” -Bones Let me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat
