Quotes of: Cats Keyword

My cat just licked my eyeball. Probably because I look like an asshole.
I also look like an asshole.

Sleepwalking is restercise

I sleep around. I sleep around my cat, who sleeps like a boulder in the middle of the bed and refuses to move.


Sleepwalking is restercise

I’m not sitting around doing nothing. I’m busy petting the cat. Why hasn’t anybody told the philosophers that this is the meaning of life?


Sleepwalking is restercise

Each of us carries a sleeping tiger inside, and we can’t predict when that cat will wake, stretch, and sharpen its claws.

Sleeping Tigers

I'm a wolf ma'am. Not a cat. I don't play around with my prey.

Shifting Shadows: Stories From the World of Mercy Thompson

What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?

Thoreau Journal 9

A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

Tom Sawyer Abroad

The image I'd had of myself as a child was someone I'd never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. - Cat

This Side of the Grave

All right, you deadly little ghostlings,” I muttered. “Mama says go back to - Cat

This Side of the Grave

A book can take you to another land, even if just for a few hours. --Cat Spydell

The Time Traveler's Apprentice at Hollywood High

There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

This Book Title is Invisible

I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.

This Book Title is Invisible

I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment

Going to college don't make you from somewhere, any more than a cat born in an over can call itself a biscuit.

Pony Girl

Well. I am not afraid. But to protect you, Katerina, I will be discreet." Plain Kate considered a cat's idea of discretion, and was frightened.

Plain Kate

Cats can do whatever they want, whenever they want, without regard to what anyone says or does. Rather like Princesses.

A Princess of Landover

Faith, Princess," the Prism Cat repeated. "It is a highly underrated weapon against the dark things in this world.

A Princess of Landover

The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roof. I hope my cat’s not still sleeping up there.


Rick Bet Blank

I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks.

Theodosia and the Last Pharaoh

A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

A great band name would be Tickling Whiskers. Especially if the lead singer is a cat. I’d love to audition for backup dancer.

This Book is Not FOR SALE