In Paris one could have the eyes of a cat (as he did) and tell people it was a trick of fashion.
The Runaway QueenI have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.
Rise and ShineAfter all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.
The Museum of InnocenceI’m putting the finishing touches on a cat. I love petting.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.That night I woke up to a strange fact; keep milk not to drink but to feed the cat.
Life... Love... Kumbh...Cats are geniuses, because they know that looking out windows is better than watching Reality TV.
Sleepwalking is resterciseI’m selling cat fur by the pound. It’s brand new—never been petted. (Meows sold separately).
Sleepwalking is resterciseDon’t eat in the dark. My brand of cat food comes with a light bulb in the can.
Sleepwalking is resterciseThe world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.
Splendid SummerThe ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious