It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all.
Collected Essays 5: Philosophy, Autobiography and MiscellanyIn my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
In Dog Years I'd be Dead: Garfield at 25Did I miss the denial, anger, and bargaining phases, or did you leap straight to depression?
Dream CatA fiery little cat you are, Caecelia. Like a lioness in heat, oh how you bloom.
In Empires and EmbracesI've always wanted to be a cat. Warm and domesticated when you want to be, wild when you don't.
Before I DieA blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) FloridaWhy may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries?
The Correspondence of William James: 1885-1889As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseCats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseYou look like something the cat coughed up, dragged through dirt, ate, and coughed up again.
Artificial GodsSakaki: "...Why can't we just talk it over...?" Tomo: "You can't talk to cats.
Azumanga Daioh: The OmnibusWhen a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness.
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