No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
Don't expect to be able to upload your cat's brain into your Roomba any time soon.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
I think there's been a big problem between religion, or organized religion, and spirituality.
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.
I'm hostile to men, I'm hostile to women, I'm hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches, I'm afraid of horses.
ATM Machine: Feed me a stray cat.
Séverine Serizy: Pierre, please, don't let the cats out.
I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.
We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.
A lot of the cats I grew up with in the South Bronx found themselves in sticky situations.
Maude regards the ones who don't make it as her own personal failures. "I guess I didn't put enough emphasis on 'until death do you part,'" she says sourly, whenever she hears about the latest divorce. "Sad to say, but some are in it just for the goo...
If my love for cats were hydrogen, there’d be enough of it to give you skin cancer if you didn’t wear suntan lotion. The only sad part for me about getting a cat from the pound is that I can only choose one. If I could, I’d take home all of the...
Green-eyed monsters,” said Magnus, and grinned. He deposited Chairman Meow on the ground, and the cat moved over to Alec, and rubbed against his leg. “The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,”...
And indeed there will be time To wonder, 'Do I shed?' and, 'Do I shed?' Time to turn back and stretch out on the bed, And give myself a bath before I'm fed -- (They will say: 'It's the short-haired ones I prefer.') My flea collar buckled neatly in my...
THE ACCURSED SHIP didn’t sink for a full three hours. By the time it did, I was feeling so traumatized that even watching Dogface die offered little consolation. The dialogue, the acting, the vast emptiness of the whole endeavor! Was that what pass...
It's a small world." . . . "When you put it in a cemetery it is.
In my dreams of this city I am always lost.
Forgiving men is so much easier than forgiving women.
