The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Dogs own space and cats own time.
Some cats, Iggy Pop, they're going to always have that hunger.
I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.
All those windows, and not a cat in them. All that light to bask in, wasted.
If a black black cat crosses your path, it suggests that the animal is going somewhere.
I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.
Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
It was an experience being on a Beatles tour. They weren't very good. The singing was great, but the playing was a bit weak.
It could be my British need for discipline that makes me admire the American appetite for freedom and passion.
You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet.
For me, 'Sam & Cat' is cool because it's got this buddy-comedy aspect that 'iCarly' or 'Victorious' didn't have.
The truth of the matter is that I live on an isolated cattle ranch in the middle of Oklahoma and that's not going to change.
My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.
I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.
We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white as long as it catches mice.
I am Midnight (cats stare dumbfounded)
Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
