All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...
We Have Always Lived in the CastleYawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase it to make you happy.
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in HaikuWhat do you mean "Ewww"? How is my tuna breath worse than peanut butter?
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in HaikuHe's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.
The Cat Who Went Up the Creek