It's always a wake-up call to get beaten.
I really don't have a favorite meal. I eat anything.
No matter what accomplishments you make, somebody helps you.
It's nerve wracking being in the stadium with so many people supporting.
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone.
You may be a lady but you are still the man!
What is an idea made of? Of future, past and also meanwhile.
We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.
Sometimes I think I'm the craziest person on the planet.
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
I don't do drugs. I never have taken any drugs. I don't believe in them.
I like the idea that my audience doesn't see what I do as controversial.
Many of us are missing something in life because we are after the second best.
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
What's much harder is taking on people in your own community.
