If Queen Elizabeth knighthooded me and I would get the title Sir Usain Bolt. That sounds very nice.
Usain BoltYou can present the material, but you can't make me care.
Calvin and Hobbes: Homicidal Psycho Jungle CatA day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure EverywhereI think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
The Complete Calvin and HobbesI hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
Calvin and Hobbes: It's a Magical WorldThe secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
Calvin and Hobbes: It's a Magical WorldI wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes TreasuryThrough books Cathy and I have lived a zillion lives . . . our vicarious way to feel alive.
Flowers in the AtticIf you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
The Authoritative Calvin And HobbesBut Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
The Authoritative Calvin And HobbesGod put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
Jeffy's Lookin' at Me