I grew up in a house that had a whole lot of trouble. As much trouble as you could imagine.
Lynda BarryI work hard, and I do good, and I'm going to enjoy myself. I'm not going to let you restrict me.
Usain BoltI need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
Lynda BarryNorth American leftists just keep trying to relive the '60s, or to make the '60s happen again.
Dave SimThat's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Bill WattersonThe purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.
Bill WattersonBecause I was a diminutive, arty kid, I felt like a misfit in high school - but who doesn't?
Garry TrudeauPrimarily I'm a social commentator rather than someone who's out to get the belly laugh.
Jonathan Shapiro