Quotes of: Carrots Keyword

I think Carrot Top is hilarious.

Craig Robinson

Jack Lipnick: It's the carrot that wags the dog.

Barton Fink

When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a sme...

The Undrowned Child

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

Robinson Jeffers

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Mitch Hedberg

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Jim Davis

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.

Lawrence Korb

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Mae West

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Carrot Top

Jacob: Who looks like a carrot?

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.

Jorge Cruise

Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed.

Trinny Woodall

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

Greg Behrendt

To me, I read good reviews in lots of papers and bad reviews in lots of papers.

Sheila Nevins

Forrest Gump: Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots.

Forrest Gump

The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.

Cloud Atlas

I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.

Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Rip Taylor

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.

Alanis Morissette

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Carrot Top

The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.

Paul Cezanne