I've been waiting 13 years for justice.
I don't think of myself as being invincible anymore.
I just like making people laugh.
I grew up as a country boy.
I think everyone sings in the shower.
I kind of wanna be pro basketball, pro skateboarder.
I think escapism is really important.
I'm saying my rosary every day.
I won't do something just for the sake of working.
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
When people get scared, they quit giving.
I know a lot about Jewish comedians.
It's quite hard to faze me. I'm fairly un-shockable.
I was raised to be some kind of artist.
I'm self-confident and not afraid to speak my mind.
Jim Cameron used to call me 'Special Ed.'
I like to act with people that know what they're doing.
I would like to have three or four kids.
Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
I'm a sample of Jesus. I'm a super being.
