I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
I wish I had a funny story.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.
Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks.
Changes in my personal life are nerve-racking for me.
The roads of life are strewn with the wreckage of run-down and half-finished loves.
Just keep learning from the role and not just go for the money.
I have the iPad and I love Words With Friends.
'Napoleon Dynamite' blew up my career.
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
When I was younger, I won a radio at a church raffle.
On the one hand, I'm grateful to be hired and thrilled to be paid.
Sometimes there is more exploration in the character for a villain.
I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.
I've worked Keira Knightley quite a bit and Kevin Costner.
