People, photographers, people in the press can sometimes be inappropriate.
Actually, I think I'm funnier off-camera.
I've got a coin with my face on it. It is really bizarre.
I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece.
If I ever retire, I want it to be in the KISS-FM jersey.
It's really not the genre for me, or the venue, it's the writing.
I do lots of activities. I hang out with friends.
My head is massive. My head is, like, off the charts.
We all grew up with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray.
I grew up in Arizona and have a lot of buddies that are cowpokes.
I sleep hard; I dream harder!
I haven't played a lot of nice guys.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.
I have no friends and I never leave my house.
I am a stepmother to the fullest extent.
I hate doing photo shoots.
I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
I'm kind of an insomniac and watch TV late at night.
It's not nice to make fun of people with issues.
I didn't really like the aloneness of doing stand-up.
