If you play in the NFL and start for 10 years, it's not good. It is not good.
I think I'm a good judge of character.
I just like when I work with people that are professional and good.
Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.
I'm not very good with cars. They rebel against me.
It's no good being great in something that goes straight to video.
I've never been able to predict the future of anything.
That got me to L.A. and reintroduced me to my future husband.
I did not know what my future was going to hold.
Children aren't just our future. They're our present.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.
I'm funny when I want to be. And I'm even funny when I don't want to be.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.