R is for wussies if you're talking about blood and guts.
I'm thrilled to get hired every once in a while.
I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
I'm proud of my hands; they look like my grandma's.
I like stories that affect families.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
I'm not a big raised stage fan.
An accent in a way can be an entry into a character.
I don't care what anybody thinks.
I am a smiling depressive.
I am an addictive personality.
I don't do game shows.
Hitchcock had a very strange mind.
A lot of my friends were fooling around with drugs then.
We are such materialists that all our metaphors are going to be material.
I have bad feet and I have weak ankles.
Every job feels like my first.
I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
The entertainment industry is terrified of silence.
Well, actually, I do the voiceover for Quentin Sands.
