I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
I'm not any good at foul language or anything like that.
I had a strong, really good upbringing, not puritanical.
Nobody knows what the future is except for wizards.
As I've always said: The future lies ahead.
The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
I think I've got a funny face.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.
If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.
I love America. I love Americans.
Even though I'm Hispanic, I'm so white.
I'm just incredibly interested in people.
Keep your enemies in front of you.
The working mothers of America deserve medals.
I'm interested in playing all kinds of parts.
We all have our strengths and our failings.
