Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

There is no better exercise for your heart than reaching down and helping to lift someone up

Bernard Meltzer

Obama rammed through Obamacare legislation without a single Republican vote.

Ben Shapiro

To me the thing with 'Grease' was that it was the first movie that as a kid I wanted to get up and do what they were doing.

Benicio Del Toro

My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.

Brian Williams

I don't mind playing the same character, but if it's not well done, then I'm not interested.

Charisma Carpenter

When I was in fifth grade, a boy put a rose on my desk and I threw it away. The attention makes me nervous.

Claire Coffee

Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

Greg Fitzsimmons

In Asia, it is very hectic - there is no overtime, no holidays, no weekends. It's pretty rushed because they are trying to cut the deadline.

Godfrey Gao

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

Garrison Keillor

Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens.

George Noory

I want to break down some of the stigma associated with mental illness.

Gail Porter

Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth’s existence.

Harold Camping

This is the voice of Vietnam Broadcasting from Hanoi, capitol of the Democratic republic of Vietnam.

Hanoi Hannah

Harrison Ford's still got it goin' on. He's very sexy in that manly-man kind of way.

Jacqueline Obradors

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.

Jack Paar

Every day I get more and more honest.

Jeff Probst

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

John Peel

The number of Latino roles is very limited, and it's unfortunate there isn't more color-blind casting.

Jai Rodriguez

When I teach sketch writing, there's still a beginning, middle and end.

Jim Rash

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

Janet Street-Porter