Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.

Tony Hancock

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.

Tom Sizemore

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

Zach Galifianakis

I'm a student of world religion, so to me, it's hugely important to have knowledge and to understand what people are doing.

Will Smith

I used to think everything had to be perfect, but now I know perfection doesn't exist - life comes with bumps and grazes.

Andrea McLean

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Bam Margera

Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot me sitting in a wheelchair? That's life!

Dick Clark

Nobody's life is ever all balanced. It's a conscious decision to choose your priorities every day.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

I have literally been working in music just about my entire life.

Eddie Trunk

I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.

Greg Fitzsimmons

Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on.

Hanoi Hannah

Unless you work for '60 Minutes', your life is: You do stories about things, and nothing happens as a result.

Ira Glass

I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person.

Jack Whitehall

For decades, the journalistic norm had been that the private lives of public officials remained private unless that life impinged on public performance.

Roger Mudd

Success is not how many zeroes your bank account has. It's about making the most of the life you have.

Suze Orman

If this is the only planet on which not only life, but intelligent life, has arisen, that would be very unusual.

Seth Shostak

I love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I Love to play.

Boris Becker

I came from a mother and father who always made me secure in my beliefs, and that's where the love came from.

Chuck D

Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.

Gail Porter

I love discordancy. It makes people ill at ease and wakes up a part of their brain that's normally asleep.

John Lydon

The Lord can give, and the Lord can take away. I might be herding sheep next year.

Elvis Presley