Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.

Sid Waddell

I've done about six comedies. Oddly enough, the script came to me from one of the guys in Platoon.

Tom Berenger

I actually feel, in a lot of ways, that I'm in better shape than I was when I was 30.

Tom Bergeron

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

Tom Bergeron

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.

Tim Conway

If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people.

Tucker Carlson

My sister would say I'm a feeder because I like cooking for people.

Tamara Ecclestone

At the end of the day, I'm not a bad person; I don't hurt anyone.

Tamara Ecclestone

When I'm upset, everyone knows about it, and it's a selfish trait because everyone suffers.

Tamara Ecclestone

Because my father was a psychiatric nurse, I know my way around the system.

Trisha Goddard

Most of my peers in television seem to be from a different planet. I don't hang out with any of them.

Trisha Goddard

Somebody like me wouldn't have gone on to the Trisha show because I already had a public profile.

Trisha Goddard

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

Tom Leykis

I like the values in Flicka, and I wanted to do a movie my kids could see and be proud of.

Tim McGraw

I grew up on 'Lost.' I was 17 when I started, and I did it for four or five years, on and off.

Tania Raymonde

In some states, not even 50 percent of black boys finish high school.

Tavis Smiley

I have friends, I'm from Texas originally, and they follow me and they keep up with what I'm doing.

Kirby Bliss Blanton

I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.

Kate Dickie

Toughest job in baseball is the general manager. Second toughest is the hitting coach.

Ken Harrelson

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

Kevin Smith

Only in Washington does a decrease in the proposed increase equal a spending cut.

Larry Elder