Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

The U.S. has already suffered a devastating attack on September 11, 2001, and may again become a target.

Linda Chavez

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

Nick Offerman

I'm like this wiry freak they pulled out of a bar two months ago and said, 'Let's throw it on the wall and see if it sticks.'

Paget Brewster

The fin whale is the second largest whale species on Earth, weighing up to 80 tons.

Pierce Brosnan

I can still run in a straight line, and I can still throw a punch.

Pierce Brosnan

Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato.

Paul Michael Glaser

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

Pauline Phillips

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Pauline Phillips

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.

Pauline Phillips

The European nations' loss of sovereignty to the EU should be a warning to Americans.

Phyllis Schlafly

After Big Media, U.S. colleges and universities are the biggest enemies of the values of red-state Americans.

Phyllis Schlafly

Location is the key to most businesses, and the entrepreneurs typically build their reputation at a particular spot.

Phyllis Schlafly

If I have to degrade myself or do something that I'm not willing to do as a Christian to get something, I'm just not willing to do it.

Quinton Aaron

I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.

Rory Bremner

I'm much more used to the TV shows, which are demanding to write and perform but very fulfilling.

Rory Bremner

Location is everything, I'd rather camp in the Lake District or Scotland than sit in a five-star hotel in Frankfurt.

Rory Bremner

One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

Rodney Dangerfield

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

Rodney Dangerfield

I went along to the audition and I had one page of lines, and I didn't think it went particularly well.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Tonight I'm going to shower and then just walk for about four hours and look at the moon.

Rafer Johnson

People who disagree on important issues don't agree on the facts.

Rachel Maddow