Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

I would have loved to have a role in the HBO series 'Deadwood.' It was Shakespeare in the Old West.

Alex Trebek

Very simply, the culture of another people does not have to be accepted when it is subhuman!

Armstrong Williams

Politically I did not like Mr. Lincoln, for in him I saw the destroyer.

Belle Boyd

You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights.

Bob Barker

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Rodney Dangerfield

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

Ron Reagan

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Pat Sajak

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

Tom Snyder

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.

Tim Vine

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

Tim Vine

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

Tim Vine

Most television could be presented by a dachshund. Radio can't, although there are a lot of dachshunds in there.

Terry Wogan

I think only a woman understands another woman's body.

Trinny Woodall

I will admit I am quite obsessive about the world of anti-ageing.

Trinny Woodall

It's very exciting to feel like a different woman with a new identity.

Trinny Woodall

I get offered a lot of black roles, because apparently I don't look Latino enough.

Tristan Wilds

Our cast and crew strive for this show after show hard as they can. It shows in the finished product.

Vic Morrow

Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

Victoria Wood

The computer allows me to execute my ideas at the speed I think them.

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