Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

Catholics have guilt and Jews have guilt, fine. But mothers can trump them all.

Diane Lane

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

Demetri Martin

In many ways, not fitting in has been a comedic asset and a comedic resource.

Jack Dee

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

Jack Dee

I have a green thumb. I really like to get into the shrubs, the bushes, and really cultivate.

Jeffrey Donovan

The BBC produces wonderful programmes; it also produces a load of old rubbish.

Jonathan Dimbleby

It is easy enough to hold an opinion, but rather more testing to act on it.

Jonathan Dimbleby

You have to be damn certain you're putting something better in its place.

Jonathan Dimbleby

I feel equal parts lucky and scared anytime I get a job.

Jesse Eisenberg

The issue isn't just jobs. Even slaves had jobs. The issue is wages.

Jim Hightower

If you don't speak out now when it matters, when would it matter for you to speak out?

Jim Hightower

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Jen Kirkman

Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine.

Jen Kirkman

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

Jen Kirkman

I grew up nerdy, scrawny, playing video games, and getting picked on.

Josh Keaton

I began my career in Los Angeles and started working fairly quickly.

John Larroquette

I have one major problem with the Internet: It's full of liars.

John Lydon

You don't really see too many straight friendships between men and women on 'Mad Men.'

Jay R. Ferguson

Men are awesome, but they're pretty easy to figure out; women are way more complicated, and way more interesting.

Judy Greer

Get more women producers, writers, directors. Why should we expect men to do it for us? They can't.

Kathleen Turner

You read a million scripts during pilot season, and most of them are not very good, so the good ones really shine.

Caitlin Fitzgerald