Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

We know what we need to do. Let's re-elect President Obama!

Eva Longoria

When I act, I come away drained. When I write, I come away energized.

Evangeline Lilly

Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person.

Billy Eichner

I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5.

Bob Edwards

We're not splitting atoms here; we're trying to entertain people.

Boomer Esiason

When I was playing football, I was getting up to 240 pounds, and they wanted me to get to 260.

Bill Fagerbakke

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

Bruce Forsyth

Because we're human beings, we're not always going to be perfect.

Benny Hinn

I'm not really deep enough to have enough to think about for fifteen minutes.

Brian Kilmeade

I was class president, on the cheerleading squad, in a competitive show choir, and in, like, six different clubs.

Blake Lively

Blessed are those who give without remembering. And blessed are those who take without forgetting.

Bernard Meltzer

I don't think the people wanna see me play Clyde Johnson the architect.

Bernie Mac

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Billy Mays

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

Bob Newhart

The most emotionally connected I've ever been to a character is Natsuki in 'Summer Wars.'

Brina Palencia

We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.

Bob Ross

Believe that you can do it cause you can do it.

Bob Ross

No number of repairs will be able to fix Obamacare. The website is the least of Americans' worries.

Ben Shapiro

Liberals in Hollywood can't stand when Americans resonate to conservatives on television.

Ben Shapiro

You don't have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.

Guy Fieri

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

Gilbert Gottfried