Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

I don't meet many people who are talking about shows on Showtime.

Ira Glass

In most daily journalism, you only fact-check something if it seems a little fishy.

Ira Glass

I was relatively technically adept. I can edit and wire up a light.

Ian Hart

Gloucester's not some chi-chi tourist town. It's a working-class seaport: a no-kidding-around down-and-dirty place.

Israel Horovitz

A lot of film stars are just playing themselves in different frocks.

Imelda Staunton

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

Jason Biggs

The middle and working classes are paying the debt that the financial markets created.

Javier Bardem

I already have a production company called J Squared and we're working on two projects.

Jordana Brewster

I can picture the character in my head, and the voice just comes out.

Jim Cummings

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

Denis Norden

I do not use any set methods, not even The Method. The character after all is in the lines.

Donald Pleasence

Most of the things we buy are wants. And we call them needs, but they're wants.

Dave Ramsey

I have done stupid with a lot of zeros on the end of it. I know what it looks like.

Dave Ramsey

I took six months off, finished high school, and hung out with friends.

Devon Sawa

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year.

David Viscott

You must begin to think of yourself as becoming the person you want to be.

David Viscott

Lists have always implied social order.

David Viscott

I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums.

Dave Willis

I went to this very disorganized Jewish summer camp in Maine called Camp Modin.

David Wain

To see your spouse in a parental role is one of the most incredible things.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

I'm a true believer that if someone bothers you, you care.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck