Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

Cat Deeley

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.

Chris Tucker

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.

Dave Attell

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

Dave Chappelle

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Djimon Hounsou

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

Dylan Moran

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

Elayne Boosler

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

Elayne Boosler

The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.

Ezra Miller

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

Fred Allen

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.

Freddie Prinze

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Flip Wilson

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Graham Norton

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.

Harry Lloyd

Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.

Ian Gomez

Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.

John Kricfalusi

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

Jon Lovitz

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Jon Lovitz

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.

Joe Lo Truglio