Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

Larry David

I never think too far into the future. I'm too busy thinking about tomorrow's news.

Matt Drudge

I've always worked hard and played hard, and I'm sure I'll be cleaning up my act in the future.

Michael Douglas

Your past is not your potential. In any hour you can choose to liberate the future.

Marilyn Ferguson

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different.

Peter Drucker

I don't know what the future holds. I just try to do roles that I haven't done before.

Peter Facinelli

Part of the excitement of doing independent film is the complete unknown of what lies in store for the film's future.

Rachel Miner

We can choose between the future and the past, between reason and ignorance, between true compassion and mere ideology.

Ron Reagan

As much as we all talk about the future and how so many things are merging, there is a simplicity that is crucial.

Ryan Seacrest

I'm already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have zero expectations for what the future will bring.

Shailene Woodley

If there's a role for me in something in the future to do with 'The Last of Us,' absolutely I would do it, twice on Sunday.

Troy Baker

Times have changed; so must the lenses through which we see the political future.

Tariq Ramadan

It is our character that supports the promise of our future - far more than particular government programs or policies.

William Bennett

I don't know that I'd necessarily want to see into the future. I don't want to know what's happening next.

Yancy Butler

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

Adam Carolla

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Anna Held

It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars.

Amy Ryan

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

Andy Richter

It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.

Bryan Batt

Britain's a funny place and there's a lot of funny people coming out of there and a lot of people are finding mediums to express themselves.

Brendan Coyle

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

Bob Newhart