Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

When I'm on a picture, I have two bosses - the director and the producer. My co-star is not my boss.

Jim Brown

There are not the same factual shows anymore - children's TV has become much more trivial.

Johnny Ball

My agent set up a meeting with George Lucas. They were casting in England.

David Prowse

Those who are compassionate when they should be tough will be tough when they should be compassionate.

Dennis Prager

There is little correlation between the circumstances of people's lives and how happy they are.

Dennis Prager

I'm not a Casanova in 'The Newsroom,' by the way - just another hard worker.

Dev Patel

Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics.

Don Rickles

I don't watch something just because it's a specific genre.

Drew Roy

I feel so lucky that I have gotten to do what I have gotten to do.

Daryl Sabara

I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

Daniel Tosh

But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we did.

Damon Wayans

I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one guy who was blind.

Dave Willis

Sometimes, when we are sad, we have to do the opposite of sad. Sometimes we have to sing.

Daisy Whitney

Actually, I wanted to act even when I was still playing football.

Eric Cantona

For The Truman Show, I worked for a few weeks, do my gig, then I was done.

Ed Harris

You can't beg from people what they're not willing to give you.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

I used to listen to the soap operas with my grandmother.

Bob Edwards

Public radio has always been so powerless.

Bob Edwards

One trouble with being efficient is that it makes everybody hate you so.

Bob Edwards

The day is coming when there will not be one sick saint in the body of Christ.

Benny Hinn

Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?

Benny Hinn