Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done.

Kate Flannery

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

Kourtney Kardashian

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny.

Kym Whitley

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

Leo Howard

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.

Leighton Meester

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny.

Melonie Diaz

It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one.

Matt McGorry

It's so interesting to watch Ben Stiller work because he just knows what's funny.

Michael Pena

It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily.

Natalie Dormer

I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it.

Olivia Wilde

It's a funny thing. You sort of never figure it out with acting. You're always learning.

Paul Dano

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Paul Lynde

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.

Ron Livingston

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rudner

My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.

Richard Simmons

Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't.

Stephen Mangan

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.

Sylvie Meis

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Sarah Silverman

I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.

Terry Crews

It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.

Tony Hancock