Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

Women rule men's lives - every decision a man makes is based on a woman.

Jessica Stroup

Once in a while I'll order an omelet, 'cause I'm not very good at making omelets.

Cheryl Hines

Competition is very good... as long as its healthy. It's what makes one strive to be better.

Christine Lahti

A good comedy's very hard to make, so good comic writing I really enjoy.

Colm Meaney

I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I gave them back as good as I got.

Carroll O'Connor

I should remember more, and I have a pretty good memory.

Cesar Romero

I've been there and done all that, sold millions of records, and that doesn't bring you peace.

Michael W. Smith

You have to make peace with yourself. The key is to find the harmony in what you have.

Naomi Watts

I was a sports fan, but I also went to peace marches.

Tim Robbins

If we are surrounded by the trivial and the vicious, it is all too easy to make our peace with it.

William Bennett

My biggest pet peeve is when people don't admit what they've done.

Daniela Bobadilla

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

Emily VanCamp

I don't waste as much time at work because I'd rather spend it with my kids.

Cindy Crawford

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

Drew Carey

I'm based in L.A., mainly. I'm pretty much there a lot of the time doing work.

Kodi Smit-McPhee

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

Megan Fox

A man has no more character than he can command in a time of crisis.

Ralph W. Sockman

When it comes to tackling your financial goals, whatever they might be, there's no time like the present.

Suze Orman

I don't like to travel. Yet all my books seem to involve a journey.

Chris Van Allsburg

Tell people you're a Canadian or a Kiwi when you travel and they'll adore you.

Daniel Gillies