Quotes of: Carlin Keyword

My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.

Margot Kidder

On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child.

Nigella Lawson

I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.

Robert Osborne

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

Roy L. Smith

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.

Dr. Seuss

My dad works in child protection and he's spent many, many years in that line of work.

Chris Hemsworth

My dad's a sound designer, and he used to take me to work with him.

Emilia Clarke

My mom's a Catholic, and my dad's a Jew, and they didn't want anything to do with anything.

Isabelle Huppert

My dad was a doctor and surgeon. He was the fifth generation of his family to become a doctor.

Ken Kercheval

My dad went to USC and it always had been very important to me and my family.

Miranda Cosgrove

When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work.

Ryan Reynolds

I never kissed my father until he was on his death bed.

Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.

There is something about this generation living now, that we don't accept death.

Elena Anaya

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

Elayne Boosler

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

Errol Flynn

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Fulton J. Sheen

Celebrity is death - celebrity - that's the worst thing that can happen to an actor.

Glenn Close

Being a celebrity doesn't have an iota of value when you're looking death in the eye.

Hill Harper

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

Howard Keel

We are all culpable in the death of Christ. My sins, your sins put Him on that cross.

Jim Caviezel

I'm certainly not squeamish at all. The countryside makes you very aware of birth and death.

Jessica Raine