He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
We're improvising a lot of this, which amazes people.
I am not insecure about being a journalist.
I have never been one to look beyond today.
We all need to slow down and go to acupuncture.
I do Pilates a lot. I don't do a lot of cardiovascular stuff.
Literally overnight, I became an animator... and one that was well-known.
Why don't you compare me to Sally Jessy Raphael?
I'm a creative person, so I have to stay busy.
I can look at myself in the mirror, and I can be proud.
I got all A's and was hated for it; I spoke correctly and was called a punk.
Every actor wants to be everybody - play all the roles.
Actually, I wanted to be an actor when I was two years old.
I think comedy is funnier when it's real.
It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
In a blind town, the one-eyed man is king.
I'm a big boy, and I'm a tough guy.
I wasn't sued out of medicine, I wasn't arbitrated out of the profession.
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
