When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
There are no ugly ducklings.
Freedom is such a gift.
No family is sane, is it?
Funny is funny is funny.
A woman is a woman!
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So...
I'm the git in the family.
It's good to be alive.
I'm no good at anecdotes.
The British are so funny.
Italian-Americans are not the Mafia.
The work is getting the work.
To be silent is to be passive.
There's no such thing as an uber-mom.
No, I'm not feminist. I'm not, not a feminist.
I want to be invisible.
These are icons to be treasured.
I was a boss on 'Cavemen.' That was portentous.
I'm the curvy one of the family.
My friends are my family.
