Quotes of: Career-politicians Keyword

Action comes from keeping the heat on. No politician can sit on a hot issue if you make it hot enough.

Rules for Radicals: A Pragmatic Primer for Realistic Radicals

Presidents and other politicians manage the appearance of things, largely by manipulating the air and hope.

The Next Decade: What the World Will Look Like

Democracy should always be viewed with a philosophical perspective rather than a political one, because after all democracy was born to a philosopher and murdered by a politician.

The Opposite of Indifference: A Collection of Commentaries

I wonder why people work so hard to become politicians just in order to do something wrong.

Lieutenant Lockeast, And Other Stories

The love between a man and an animal is a sacred thing. Well, at least it was, until the politicians started answering to the lobbyists and not the people.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

In her secret soul, however, she decided that politics were as bad as mathematics, and that the mission of politicians seemed to be calling each other names…

Little Women

I’m not the pervert you think I am. No, I’m an entirely different pervert. Keep cardboard tubes away from me. (I should be a politician.)


Sleepwalking is restercise

If everyone in America started mailing empty boxes, we could boost productivity, profitability, and employment. Think like a politician.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

In the European Union, the relationship between politicians and the fishing industry has become like that of a doctor assisting the suicide of a patient.

The Ocean of Life: The Fate of Man and the Sea

Awesome is a substance I sell in times of peace. And despair. It’s slippery and smells like freedom, so do not attempt to apply it anally. That advice is mostly directed at politicians.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It may be 9:01 am, and I may have a 9-5 business, but if you are a politician, I’m closed. Come back at 5:01—and bring your own coffin.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If I painted a dog statue to look like a cat, the people would pet it. But why paint that when I could paint politicians as honest, for-the-people people?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I have an ill-fitting jacket. It looks sick. It has an “I Voted” sticker on it, so perhaps it’s as disgusted with politics as politicians are disgusting.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I like glad-handing, because I hate handshakes that are sad. That’s why I’d make a great politician—because I wouldn’t shake hands with a lobbyist.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

When I burp I’m not just pushing polluted air into the world—no, I’m espousing my belief on the true nature of politicians.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

He had a ten-gallon hat that hid a twenty-gallon fish tank inside his translucent forehead. He had fish for brains, as do most politicians.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If instead of horns, unicorns had dildos on their heads, I’ll bet more politicians would try to find them.

Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

SETI scans the stars searching for extraterrestrial intelligence, which pretty much rules out them ever finding an alien politician.

Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s face. You’ll know I’m in love when I have a Vote For Me look in my eyes.

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In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way to pick up a politician.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom