Quotes of: Career-politicians Keyword

I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Politicians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

One of the interesting things here is that the people who should be shaping the future are politicians. But the political framework itself is so dead and closed that people look to other sources, like artists, because art and music allow people a cer...

Thom Yorke

A politician is a person whose brain is as jiggly as Jell-O, only not as intelligent.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

The greater ignorance towards a country is not ignoring what its politicians have to say, it is ignoring what the inmates in its prisons have to say.

Killosophy

All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.

On the Nature of Things: de Rerum Natura

If you're doing it right, love takes everything you've got—just like a politician.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Despite their promises at the last Election, the politicians had not yet changed the climate.

Love Among the Ruins: A Romance of the Near Future

The bedrock of corruption is the attitude of selfishness. Nations are ruined when politicians think for themselves first before thinking about anyone else!

Leaders' Watchwords

I bought it and threw it away. Why? Because I paid for it. The only thing better would be if taxpayers purchased it. I should be a politician.

Sleepwalking is restercise

A politician’s autobiography is a book that’s nothing more than a collection of paper, like toilet paper, only it’s stacked instead of rolled.



Sleepwalking is restercise

There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as long as people believe they need politicians.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.


This Book Title is Invisible

Broadly put, philosophers think: politicians maneuver. Jefferson's genius was that he was both and could do both, often simultaneously. Such is the art of power.

Thomas Jefferson: The Art of Power

PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.” “Ah!” Manannan’s expression lit with comprehension. “They are politicians?

Trapped

There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be extraordinary for their ability to be intelligent enough (barely) to be potty trained.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The ability to gauge intelligence is itself a form of intelligence. Monkeys don’t ponder how smart monkeys are. Ditto for politicians.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The Nike Swoosh looks like a crowbar used to pry apart tight wallets. In other words, it looks like a politician’s smile.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

What you’d call stealing, I’d call a mistake. Or, if I were a politician, I’d call it an opportunity, and my privilege.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Hardly anybody tells the truth these days. For the truth I have to go to Washington DC, and whatever a politician says, interpolate the opposite.

This Book is Not FOR SALE