Quotes of: Career-politicians Keyword

That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.

Magic and Murder Among the Dwarves

When politicians declare war, I declare my love for antilove for them.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Politicians and sports coaches both need to be smart enough to master the game, but dumb enough to think it matters.

number9dream

A politician is a person who trades promises for power, and then trades the people’s trust for personal gain.

Sleepwalking is restercise

Only a retard tries to cut something with the handle of a pair of scissors. Well, only a retard or a politician, but the two are synonymous. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

This Book Title is Invisible

All modern U.S. presidents are perforce politicians, prisoners of their past pronouncements, their party, their constituency, and their colleagues.

Reappraisals: Reflections on the Forgotten Twentieth Century

The Bowery station on the J line is what happens to a neighborhood once politicians realize the people who live there don’t vote.

Terminal

To stop a battle, a politician would propose a war.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Business idea: Merge a billiard table with a golf course, and make the pockets as deep as a typical politician's pants.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which would be used for comedians. And politicians.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

... and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout: 'Save us!'. And I'll look down and whisper: 'No.

Watchmen

You know who’s not money? @JManziel2. Quarterbacks should stay in the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Ask any politician.

Xazaqazax

The most successful politicians are the ones who embrace their best traits while turning their liabilities into loveable attributes. And yet, many a candidate tries to run as something they aren't simply because the strategy dictates it.

Chuck Todd

You don't support politicians in their elections if whoever's seeking money only has a goal to stay in office or get in office. You have to pick the people who are going to do the best job.

Eli Broad

If, however, the success of a politician is to be measured by the degree in which he is able personally to influence the course of politics, and attach to himself a school of political thought, then Mr. Mill, in the best meaning of the words, has suc...

Millicent Fawcett

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

Orson Welles

One of the ways to make sure policies are more transparent and to help restore people's confidence in politicians... is to ensure renewal at the highest level of office.

Pauline Marois

There is a whole school of Canadian academics, media personalities, and politicians whose definition of a Canadian is a North American who fears or dislikes the United States.

Preston Manning