True Artistic Freedom is in Having No Desire Of Rewards
They tell us to count our blessings whilst they count the coffers
The best sleep imaginable is sleeping in your dreams
You Don't Need A Weatherman To Know Which Way The Money Flows
The generation that bought the most shoes and crippled the moral footing
The obsession with the afterlife is born of a panic at not having memories of a before-life.
You can never read too much into anything
The measuring stick of success in Hollywood is covered in shit at both ends
Most nanny-state initiatives begin on a local level.
For Philistines like me, the mysteries of Washington can be both perplexing and wondrous.
The more disastrous the mishaps the simpler the reviewing task.
I don't consider myself a celebrity. I'm just a journalist.
I was born gay, just as I was born black.
My basic philosophy is that no human being is a saint.
It's the equivalent of putting on the brakes suddenly while driving uphill.
One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.
Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!
Your working assumption, when you meet a homophobe, should be that they are gay.
It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.
I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady.
For men to be virgins, we think it's negative. We think that there's something wrong with them.