Like a pair of dead batteries, I felt energized. Love is the light in my Can of Darkness.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeAny fool can masturbate, but it takes a real artist to make it look like sex.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouPeople can cry when they’re happy or sad. Tears are tasty and drinkable on all occasions.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouYou can find me somewhere between 3:32 and 3:34. The where is also the when.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You