Quotes of: Calvinism Keyword

The world isn't fair, Calvin." "I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Now what state do you live in?' 'Denial.

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin Candie: [after selling Broomhilda to Django and Schultz] Mr. Moguy! Leonide Moguy: Yes, Calvin? Calvin Candie: You make this gentlemen a receipt for $12,000, please. [Candie stands up and casually examines his cut hand] Calvin Candie: It was a...

Django Unchained

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows t...

Scientific Progress Goes Boink

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

The Authoritative Calvin And Hobbes

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospect...

Bill Watterson

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin "Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom

Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere

Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin? Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

Back to the Future

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995

Reality continues to ruin my life.

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin Candie: White cake? Dr. King Schultz: I don't go in for sweets, thank you. Calvin Candie: Are you brooding 'bout me getting the best of ya, huh? Dr. King Schultz: Actually, I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs today, D'Artagna...

Django Unchained

Calvin Candie: How long was he lose? Mr. Stonesipher: About, a day. Just the other night. Calvin Candie: How far he get off of the property? Mr. Stonesipher: About twenty miles off the prop. Pretty far considering that limp he's got though. Calvin Ca...

Django Unchained

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.

Clarence Darrow

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

The Authoritative Calvin And Hobbes

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give the...

Calvin and Hobbes: It's a Magical World