I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
This Book is Not FOR SALEA blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhat do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWho's calling?" "Don't insult me like that," the voice says. I stop. Was I just insulting?
What's Eating Gilbert GrapeIf things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern LifeDon't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?
White Nighton. I’m getting cold.’ Clutching the pluckers, I call her. ‘Right,
William Walker's First Year of Marriage: A Horror StoryObeying a prophetic call to action brings positive benefits.
Walking in the Father's Riches: The Prosperity of SonshipThe beach was empty and dark but she couldn't hear her fear over the call of the surf.
The Wife's Tale